Re-Runs: One-Liners


This post is from April of 2010. I pulled it out of the archives for your enjoyment…Happy Canada Day (week) and (early) Fourth of July! 

One Liners

Him: Are u okay? You look tired, like the skin on ur face is dropping off.

Me: Um, I do? It does? I’m fine..?

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We were once hanging out with two couples and one of the girls got the idea that the guys should try their best pick-up lines. Guys 1 and 2 go with classics.

Varun: Can I curl in your curly curls?

(Laughter)

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Him: You’re a loose woman.

Me: What?! (Confused silence) Do you know what that means? What?

Him: Oh, I heard someone at my frat say that. What does it mean?

Me: Um. New rule: don’t say anything you heard at the frat.

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1 Comment (+add yours?)

  1. Team Oyeniyi
    Jul 06, 2012 @ 07:39:12

    LOLOLOL

    Reply

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